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The motion-activated sprinkler

Startle plus water. The one on this shelf that actually works.

City of London Cemetery Memorial Garden sprinkler 1
City of London Cemetery Memorial Garden sprinkler 1 · Acabashi · CC BY-SA 4.0 · via Wikimedia Commons
COST: $50–80pest · garden

What it is

A sprinkler head on a motion sensor, staked at the edge of the garden and plumbed to a hose. Something walks into the zone, it fires a short burst.

The numbers

Why it's here

It's here specifically as the paired twin of the ultrasonic repeller, which sits on the same shelf at the same store for the same money and does nothing. One of them combines a startle with an unpleasant physical consequence. The other emits a noise the animal stops caring about in a week — if it ever cared.

The automation angle

A camera on the garden tells you what is actually visiting and at what hour, so you aim the sprinkler at the real problem instead of the imagined one. Deer at 4 a.m. and raccoons at 11 p.m. want the head pointed in different directions.

The catch

It waters whoever walks past, including you, the mail carrier, and anybody carrying something breakable. And it's useless the moment the hose freezes — this is a growing-season tool only.